Payin’ for it…

I was thinking as I set up the wire transfer for the big chop chop surgery just now, that this was the most I’ve ever paid for, um, a female part. Then I stopped myself and realized that I’m getting quite a deal actually! I’m sure if I add up all the meals, concerts, museum fees, gas, movies, clothes, jewelry etc. that I have spent trying to get in the pants of females over the years, it adds up to waaaaay more than my surgery! Throw in my two marriages and subsequent divorces and it makes the amount I’m paying for it seem rather miniscule. Heck, I’m gonna have access to my very own female parts for the rest of my life 24/7! Per hour, it’s gonna be the cheapest hooha I’ve ever had. That makes me feel cheap now.

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